How bad were the last 6 games?

The Cubs, like so many other teams, were left muttering to themselves as they tried to decipher Takatsu's stuff.

"They say things like, 'What the heck was that pitch?"' Sox catcher Sandy Alomar Jr. said. "I just basically say, 'Changeup,' and they laugh. When Sammy was hitting, [Aramis] Ramirez was standing real close and watching and giving funny looks. They get surprised by the difference in speeds. They kind of seem like eephus pitches."

Mr. Zero confused the Cubs, and we fans are saying will the real Cubs team please stand up?