In the Cubs never ending quest to sign every single mediocre infield talent in the majors instead of looking at their own prospects, the Cubs have signed Ricky Gutierrez to a minor league deal.

What are the chances he gets called up next?

UPDATE: "He thinks he can still play and thinks he might be able to contribute to a club in the second half of the season," Hendry said of Gutierrez. "If he can help us, that will be fine. He gives us a quality veteran waiting at Iowa. If it's not going to work out for us down the road, then we won't stand in his way."

Coming soon to the Major Leagues.