What Cardinals fans think of the recent Cubs series.

A few samples from a Cardinals fan Web site Wednesday, slightly expurgated for consumption in this family journal:

"These two games have got to be the highlights of the regular season for this year. What could be any better than watching the Cards put down the cavities of the league while making them look like fools because of their juvenile antics?"

"The Cubs are a bunch of clowns. They ought to show up to games packed into a Volkswagen Beetle. They whine when they strike out. They whine when the give up home runs. It's never their fault."

"The Cubs weren't like this until Dusty Baker came along. Maybe it comes from his association with Barry Bonds."

The sad part is, it is true.